What do you get when you mix make up, chattering teeth, big shoes, sweaty palms, and a Red nose? Skittish C. Clown is what you get. Skittish is the world’s only Pedophobic clown (Pedophobia – Fear of children). Growing up Skittish always dreamt of being a performer. As he grew older he discovered that he was happiest when he was laughing, joking and acting silly. He realized that there was one profession that would allow him to do all those things, a Clown! Skittish follow is dreams of being a clown one day. There was just one problem. How could he perform for a group that you deathly afraid of. The mere thought of being close to children makes him breakout into a hives. The closer they got to him the more the sweatier him palms got. By the time they are close enough to touch him he was already running away, if he had not pasted out! For years he had been receiving treatment from psychiatrists but to no avail. Just when there was a break through and it seemed that he finally ready to face his fears, he always had a setback. The last set back was caused when he accidentally walked through the wrong door and end up a children’s birthday party. That landed him in a straight jacket for weeks. In fact he had become so accustomed to wearing a straight jacket that it became part of this costume now. Many people have tried to convince him to seek another professional but being a clown is all he ever wanted to be so he refused to change. The antics of Skittish the clown will keep you in snitches. Try to imagine what type of disasters a Pedophobic clown could get into. Then multiply that times tens. Skittish C. Clown is the hilarious story about following your dreams, even if it kills you!
